As a life-long Democrat, a man with a good middle-class job voted for Bill Clinton. Later, after the NAFTA trade agreement was signed by then-President Clinton, the man had his job of 30 years outsourced to China.
So when George W. Bush had ran for president, the man switched parties and voted Republican. But after working dead-end low-paying jobs for 8 long years, the man switched parties again, and voted Democrat after hearing how much Obama was going to do for the middle-class.
But when the man had learned that Obama was advocating for another, much worse, trade agreement (TTP, also known as NAFTA on steroids) the man became very upset, had a heart attack, died, and went to Heaven (where most poor people go.)
As the man was standing in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, the man saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"What are all those clocks?" he asked Saint Peter.
Saint Peter replied, "Those are Lie clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh" said the man; and then pointing at a clock on the wall, he asked, "Whose clock is that?"
Saint Peter told him, "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never lied."
"Incredible!" said the man in awe. "And whose clock is that?" he asked, pointing to another clock.
Saint Peter answered, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe actually told two lies during his entire life."
Then the man asked Saint Peter, "So then, where is Obama's clock?"
Saint Peter replied, "His clock is in Jesus' office --- he's using it as a ceiling fan."
And the moral of the story is... (Put it in a comment below)