If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected...

What would have happened if John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected? Would they have been being blamed for high unemployment and 10 million lost jobs? Would they have been blamed for a huge deficit?

What would have happened if John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected? Would they have been blamed for the soaring cost of Medicare and Social Security? Would they have been blamed for the shortfall in tax revenues in the federal, state, and local budgets?

Would John McCain and Sarah Palin have been blamed for 45 million people on food stamps? Would they have been blamed for extending unemployment benefits? Would they have been blamed for the housing crisis?

Or would the Republicans have blamed Senator Obama?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, would there even be a Tea Party? Would there still be "uncertainty" in the marketplace? Would there be 14 million more jobs today?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, who would be blamed for the BP oil spill and clean up? Who would be blamed for Hurricane Irene, the tornados, floods, and other natural disasters? God? Or Senator Obama?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, would we have seen the uprisings in the Middle-East and North Africa? Would Muammar Gaddafi still be in power? Would Osama Bin Laden be dead?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, would I have a job today? Would the country be safer? Would the borders have been secured? Would all 12 million undocumented workers have been deported? Would the troops have been withdrawn from Afghanistan and Iraq - and both those wars fully funded?

What would have happened if John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected? Would we be at 5% unemployment, have gasoline down to $1.50 a gallon, and have real financial reform?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, would we all be living in blissful peace, in a harmonious Utopia where everybody's boat yacht would be lifted by a rising tide?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, what could Fox News ever find to bitch about? Would all those commentators have been laid off for lack of having any political enemies to blame?

If John McCain and Sarah Palin had been elected, would Wall Street then have been held accountable? Would the bankers have gone to jail, and all the terrorists brought to justice and executed in New York City?

According to the Republicans, all the troubles of the United States could have been solved 2 years ago, if only those stupid voters would have elected a REAL American, like John McCain and Sarah Palin. But instead, we voted for the only man in all of human history who could single-handedly bring down the most powerful nation on Earth all by himself. Senator Obama.

Now those stupid voters will have to reap what they sowed. It's all their fault. They should have voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin. And we all could have lived happily ever after.