With McCutcheon, you can reach out and bribe any government official you wish to get the policies you want. Take control of the government: McCutcheon lets you spend as much money as you want bribing members of Congress so you can take full control of, not only your life, but everyone else’s.
Speech used to be free, now McCutcheon lets you buy as much as you can afford...no strings attached.
Introducing AnyTimeBribes™ --- send text laws from your cell phone 24/7 directly to your favorite members of Congress. Your power won't be capped or restricted in any way. Who knows how far your political influence will go --- with McCutcheon, even President Obama might take your calls.
Choose how much bribery is right for you. Plans start at $123,200* --- AnyTimeBribes™ and Free NSA Spying are included with every plan --- Payments are transferred instantly.)
* Three years after endorsing legalized bribery through the Citizens United ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court will hear arguments in another case that could, incredibly enough, pump even more money into future elections. The plaintiffs in McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission (FEC) are seeking the outright elimination of the $123,200 “aggregate limit” on how much one donor may give to candidates, political parties and PACs each election cycle. Sign the petition: http://UnlimitedCorruption.com
McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission, set to be argued on Oct. 8, 2013