Thursday, April 21, 2011

Donald Trump's Mom was an Illegal Alien?

Update from the Huffington Post: "I'd also say it's time to turn up the heat on Trump. Let's demand to see his tax returns, college records and birth certificate. It's time we learn just how rich he really is, or not."
I didn't say I think I have a big head! I said, "If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big!"
I want to see the birth certificates for Donald Trump's grandparents, his mother and his first and third wife.

His father's parents, Friedrich Drumpf and Elisabeth Christ, were married in 1902 after Friedrich had first emigrated to the United States in 1885 from Germany.

In 1930, at aged 18, Donald Trump's mother (Mary Anne, born in Scotland in 1912), while on holiday in New York, met Fred Trump and stayed in New York. Donald was born in Queens. (Can Donald provide her papers? We already saw his birther certificate.)


In 1977 Donald Trump married Ivana, born in Czechoslovakia in 1949. (Papers please!)

While in New York they had three children together: Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Eric - all born in New York. Donald and Ivana were eventually divorced in 1992.

Donald Trump married his 3rd wife, Melania Knauss (born in Slovenia) in 2005. Donald is now worth $7 billion after tax write-offs and taxpayer bailouts from his numerous bankruptcies. (May I see his wife's birth certificate?)



From Hawaii.Gov - Who is Eligible to Apply for the Issuance of a Late Birth Certificate in Lieu of a Certificate of Hawaiian Birth?

A "Certification of Live Birth" is a short-form birth certificate. The information included in the document may differ from state to state. A "Certification of Live Birth" from Hawaii will include the name and sex of the person, date of birth, hour of birth, island of birth, county of birth, mother's maiden name, mother's race, father's name, father's race, date accepted by registrar, a certificate number and seal. The seal may be different depending on the year it was printed.

A "Certificate of Live Birth" (Certificate vs Certification) is the long-form birth certificate and contains more detailed information, including signatures of doctor(s), witnesses, vital statistics (length and weight), etc.

According to the Department of Hawaiian Homelands: Birth certificates (Certificates of Live Birth and Certifications of Live Birth) and Certificates of Hawaiian Birth are the primary documents used to determine native Hawaiian qualification. The Department of Hawaiian Home Lands accepts both Certificates of Live Birth (original birth certificate) and Certifications of Live Birth because they are official government records documenting an individuals birth. The Certificate of Live Birth generally has more information which is useful for genealogical purposes as compared to the Certification of Live Birth which is a computer-generated printout that provides specific details of a person's birth. Although original birth certificates (Certificates of Live Birth) are preferred for their greater detail, the State Department of Health (DOH) no longer issues Certificates of Live Birth. When a request is made for a copy of a birth certificate, the DOH issues a Certification of Live Birth.

So, a long-form Certificate has additional information on it that that is useful for genealogical purposes. However, both the certificate and the certification are certified government records providing prima facia proof of the information they contain. 
Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961 and is a native of Honolulu, Hawaii. He is now the President of the United States...but Donald Trump doesn't believe him. Is he serious? Or is he just another clown who likes to toot his own horn?

Donald Trump's Trump Waikiki Hotel is in Honolulu, Hawaii and opened in late 2009. If his much younger gold-digging wife from Eastern Europe was knocked up and dropped a kid on the Trump Waikiki Hotel lobby floor, would the little brat be an illegal alien? Would Donald be able to produce either a "Certification of Live Birth" or a "Certificate of Live Birth" to prove that his little actress/dancer/model/hooker wife wasn't cheating on him, and that the kid was indeed, Donald's kid? And if he could, what might it look like? Like all the other natural born citizens of Hawaii? Would this spoiled and dysfunctional kid be a legal citizen of the U.S. and be able to legally live here and shoot it's mouth off too? (Just wondering.)

Nicole Kidman and Bette Midler were also born in Hawaii Five-O (named in honor of Hawaii's status as the 50th State as of August 21, 1959...two years before Obama was born). Do they have birth certificates as well? Should they be investigated? Papers please!

What if Donald's young and pretty and very pregnant wife was on vacation in Paris (while Donald was boinking another pretty young woman back in New York), and then she went into labor and dropped her kid on the street outside the Eiffel Tower...would it be considered a French citizen? Or would it be considered a Slovenian? Or would the baby be just another Trump megalomaniac?

Were all his kids really born in New York? I'd like to see their papers too.

According to a recent poll 67% of the Republicans doubt Obama's U.S. citizenship. Can that many Americans be that asinine? It's embarrassing to think what the rest of the world must think about these "birther people". They put a stain of shame on the rest of us.

But I still think that Donald Trump's grandparents, his mother, and his first and current wife should be fully investigated - to be sure their papers are in order - and if not, they should be deported back from where they came from.

And Donald should be deported back to Queens for attempting to impersonate an intelligent and thoughtful American businessman who thinks he has what it takes to lead this country. If he ever gets elected, then God save the Queen!

Oh, and before I forget: "Mister Trump, may I see your papers please?"

Read: The Birther-Buster

UPDATE: Donald Trump's Latest Feud Is with Jerry Seinfeld

Exhibit A

23 comments:

  1. Remarkable post i admire you.

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  2. Its great....i admire you.

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  3. I would have posted years ago but I just found your page.
    Re: Barry Soetero (alias 'barack hussein obama'). I do not know where he was born but I sure as effing hell know he was NOT BORN IN KAPIOLANI MEDICAL CENTER (AS SHOWN ON HIS 'ALLEGED' BIRT CERT). How do I know that? Because I applied for an analyst job there, the month before it opened having just been built (and there was no previously-existing Center with the same name).... and that was SEVEN YEARS AFTER THAT WELL-KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL PROSTITUTE WAS BORN... SOMEWHERE. ALSO ASK AN ATTORNEY what THIS MEANS (and it is TRUTH TOO): Supposedly Soetero was head of the Harvard Review, YET HE NEVER WROTE A BRIEF. hmmm.

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    1. It doesn't matter. Obama has been our President for the past 7 years and can't run again. Now let's look at Ted Cruz's birth certificate.

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  4. I know you won't post my comment, you chickenshit.

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    1. I'm not on my computer 24 hours a day. I just woke up, saw your comment, and posted it.

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  5. Get used to it, fool. Donald Trump is going to be the PRESIDENT AND ONCE SOETERO IS OUT OF OFFICE HE BETTER FLEE TO KENYA BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT HIM IN HAWAI'I. Wherever he goes, I'm sure he would never move back to Hawai'i, because EVERYONE WHO EVER KNEW HIM THERE KNOWS THREE THINGS ABOUT HIM: a. he smokes pot (all the time, I'm sure he just quit while in the wh, but maybe even there), b. He loves sucking dick, c. he loves even more being PAID to suck dick.

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    1. I hope you are wrong and Senator Bernie Sanders becomes our next President.

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    2. You are a complete psycho case if you believe Bernie Socialist Sanders will ever be POTUS. And as far as providing records for Trumps family...no previous president has ever needed to provide birth records for their grandparents...what a bunch of fucking nutcrackers.

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    3. Cheer up mate. This post was written 5 years ago -- and more as a critical satire than anything else. But I have since evolved somewhat. I think both political parties are corrupt to the bone -- and the media is just like congress -- CORRUPT. If Bernie Sanders loses the nomination, I will push that he runs as an Independent. And if Trump is screwed by the GOP, he should too. But if the race comes down to Trump and Clinton, I'm voting Trump --- ANYBODY BUT CLINTON. I'd rather take my chances on the "outsider" -- because we need change.

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  6. I have no earthly idea what on earth the people are saying awesome? You are what's wrong in this world!

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    1. As any debate club veteran knows, if you can’t make your opponent’s point for them, you don’t truly grasp the issue. We can bemoan political gridlock and a divisive media all we want. But we won’t truly progress as individuals until we make an honest effort to understand those that are not like us. And you won’t convince anyone to feel the way you do if you don’t respect their position and opinions.

      So the next time you’re in discussion with someone you disagree with, don’t try to “win”. Don’t try to “convince” them of your viewpoint. Don’t score points by mocking them to your peers. Instead try to “lose.” Hear them out. Ask them to convince you, and mean it. Or, the next time you feel compelled to share a link on social media about current events, ask yourself, why you are doing it. Is it because that link brings to light information you hadn’t considered? Or does it confirm your world view, reminding your circle of intellectual teammates that you’re not on the Other Side?

      https://medium.com/@SeanBlanda/the-other-side-is-not-dumb-2670c1294063#.xr951w6ic

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  7. Katrina Pierson, Donald Trump's spokesperson in the media, collected unemployment benefits while working for Ted Cruz.

    http://www.texasobserver.org/katrina-pierson-bubble-bursts/

    My note: For the period she received unemployment benefits indicates she was long-term unemployed and was receiving federal (not State) unemployment benefits. The maximum was up to 99 weeks in some States, until the program was terminated at the end of 2013. And the amount she received over that period ($11,000) would only be a measly $119 a week (indicating that, while she was previously working, she didn't earn that much money.) But how can someone afford to live and travel all over the country the way she did on that meager amount of money? She must have also been paid for consulting by Ted Cruz.

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  8. I have only a few question; 1) Why haven't questions regarding his wives and their backgrounds been checked out? (Maybe the CIA should be ask) 2) Why hasn't his lack of military experience been made an issue? Has he ever had to go hungry or worry about paying his rent? (He has never been "by the people and for the people"). How can he honestly believe that his hidden desire to rule the world won't end him living on an island similar to Napoleon's, Saint Helena? 3)Who does he think will VET his life? Or does he think that he's the Pied Piper and the American people are really going to led into the sea?

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    1. Elysium is a sci-fi movie starring Matt Damon, Jodie Foster and Sharlto Copley. In the future, most of the human race exist in poverty on a ruined Earth, while a wealthy elite live in luxury on an orbiting space station.

      In REAL LIFE, there are plans to build a mammoth vessel (a floating platform) named "Freedom Ship International" which will include 17,000 condo units and 3,000 commercial properties. The one-bedroom condos will will range up to $7 million for luxury units. The one-mile-long and 25-story-high ship would circle the Earth every two years, spending roughly 70 percent of its time moored outside major cities and ports.

      http://bud-meyers.blogspot.com/2013/12/escaping-99.html

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    2. Oh stop...what about Obama's military service?

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  9. Illegals don't register and come through Ellis Island LOL.Though her citizenship status was apparently incorrectly documented in the 1940 United States census, no evidence suggests Donald Trump's mother was ever in violation of any immigration laws prior to her naturalization in 1942. Illegals don't come through Ellis island LOL.Passenger manifests suggest that Mary Anne's first visit to the United States took place on 2 Dec 1929, with the start of a longer stay following her arrival on 17 May 1930:By at least 1933, Macleod had officially declared her intent to live in the United States, as attested to in the manifest of a voyage that appeared to be a return trip to her childhood home, in which the box for “intended country of future residence” was listed as “foreign” (i.e., outside of the United Kingdom).You can see copies of manifests LOL http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tripbackhome-1933.jpg

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    1. This post, written 4 years ago, was more satire than anything. Today I support Trump.

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  10. No doubt my original post will never make it to the page because chicken shit liars avoid facts LOL

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    1. I don't sit in front of my computer 24/7 hours a day waiting for people to comment on posts so that I can IMMEDIATELY moderate and post them with a reply. And I did post both your comments. (I'm sure it will change the world.)

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